Shaun White

"Idiot!" I hear snowboarding fans muttering.  "Did someone hit Steve with a Confundus charm?  The dry meta-humor of celebrities, old gum, and deja-vu is okay, but when Shaun White's out of focus and the gum is sharp, that's just going too far!"

Very well.  I'll try again.

You're right.  This is a much better photo of the fabulous Shaun White.  I've certainly learned my lesson, again.