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Monday, June 20, 2011

Kelly Ripa


KNOW THE LAW!

As of June 1st, New York State law requires all celebrities to demonstrate proficiency in "Jazz Hands."

Excellent, Ms. Ripa!  Your next test is scheduled for June 2012.

6 comments:

  1. Looks like someone with flour on their "jazz hands" patted her backside . . .

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  2. The Toast in the MachineJune 21, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    That reminds me. I should schedule a prostate exam...

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  3. This has taken a dark turn. Kelly, if you're reading these comments, I apologize.

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