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Sunday, September 4, 2011

Emma Stone

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"The odd perspective and the damp, chaotic setting -- not to mention the disgusting gum in the foreground -- make the life of a Hollywood star look weird and grim.  Thanks, CelebriGum, for dialing back my glamour before it reached a potentially fatal level!"

You're welcome, Emma!  Come back any time you need another treatment!


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