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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Alan Jackson


Since the beginning of CelebriGum, the coveted "CelebriGum Hat Of The Year Award" has always gone to either Jack Hanna or Johnny Depp.




However, it looks like this year, country star Alan Jackson will be tough to beat.



Alan, this is yours to lose...


You'd just better hope Jack Hanna doesn't get any crazy ideas.




20 comments:

  1. Too bad Herman Cain dropped out of the race. Not to stereotype, but his hat was HUGE!

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    1. Yeah, that was a fine hat. Only the fact that the photo was dark and blurry kept it out of contention for top honors.

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  2. The Toast in the MachineJune 10, 2012 at 9:54 PM

    A tip o' the hat to Alan Jackson for winning a very tony and stylish award!

    (I just pray that there's no "Sombrero Fallout" over this stunning upset...)

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    1. Alan hasn't won yet! He's the front-runner, but we're not even halfway through 2012.

      There could be a dark-horse winner, like that woman a year ago at the royal wedding who wore that giant pretzel on her head.

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    2. The Toast in the MachineJune 10, 2012 at 10:40 PM

      Her hat was makin' me thirsty...

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  3. What, no wad of gum on the Celebrigum gold hat trophy? Color me disappointed.

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    1. It's inside the hat. A magnificent five pound mass of hardened gum and soot particles.

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  4. Not much of a country music fan here, so just wondering is Alan Jackson "all hat and no cattle?" Thanks.

    Jan

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    1. I don't know. But I do know that his rival, Jack Hanna, is all hat and all cattle.

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  5. Fame is measured by how many people show up to take your photo with the gum. I see Jack Hanna isn't as big of a star as Johnny Depp, but to me he's the biggest star of all.

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  6. The Toast in the MachineJune 12, 2012 at 9:39 AM

    Tonight is when Jack Hanna can make his move!

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