"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Friday, June 22, 2012

Betty White


Oh Betty, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, oh ohhh
B-B-B-Betty and the gum

Special message to Elton John: More than 68 million people worldwide stutter.  It's not your fault, and speech therapy can help.  For information about treatment and other resources, contact advocacy groups such as the National Stuttering Association or the Stuttering Foundation of America.

p.s.: this entry was written under the influence of a low-grade fever and Nyquil.

18 comments:

  1. And here I thought "Stuttering John" was somebody else, entirely.

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    1. Don't tell me what to do.

      Well, okay, I'll try.

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  3. David KazmierskiJune 22, 2012 at 6:52 PM

    I think "low-grade fever and Nyquil" killed Jimi Hendrix.

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    1. Is this an offshot of Birthers called Deathers?

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    2. David KazmierskiJune 23, 2012 at 5:38 PM

      Yes.

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  4. The Toast in the MachineJune 22, 2012 at 8:18 PM

    It's amazing what a low-grade fever and Nyquil can produce!

    Good job!

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  5. The Toast in the MachineJune 22, 2012 at 8:19 PM

    ...and feel better...soon. :)

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    1. Nag, nag, nag!

      All right, but I can't promise when.

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  6. I hope the fever wasn't caused by that difficult day of outdoor filming for the soda skit. You really should demand your own trailer for those occasions.

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    1. Do we really want amateur actors to get trailers? Think about it.

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    2. Hey you're not an amateur. You got paid for that, right?!?

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    3. He probably gets paid in gum and NyQuil.

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    4. Oh yes, I get compensated for my artistry. I'm a proud member of AFTRA.

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  7. The Toast in the MachineJuly 1, 2012 at 3:02 AM

    Most women's breasts tend to SAG-AFTRA the age of 50...

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