Monday, October 15, 2012
Each year we lose dozens of stars to the tragedy of Spontaneous Celebrity Combustion.
Despite the millions of dollars spent on research, we don't yet know why so many of our precious celebrities suddenly burst into flames. And once a celebrity has been reduced to a small pile of ash, there's no cure.
CelebriGum commends "Parks and Recreation" star Nick Offerman on his wise decision to always travel with firefighters. Someday we'll lick this terrible scourge, but for now, better safe than sorry.