Rick Santorum

With the 2012 campaign not even finished yet, politicians are already looking ahead to 2016 and jockeying for position.  Former Pennsylvania Senator and presidential candidate Rick Santorum recently visited the Late Show, and issued this statement for publication on CelebriGum:

"All across this great land, small businesses like CelebriGum represent the bright promise of the 21st century.  Photographs of celebrities with old gum create jobs, promote energy independence, increase our prestige abroad, protect our environment, keep kids in school and out of gangs, and lower health care costs.  I'm pro-celebrity, pro-gum, and pro-mediocre photography.  Thank you, and may God bless America."

Wow.  I'm flattered that he thinks the CelebriGum community is worth sucking up to.