"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Jon Hamm


Now, ladies…

I realize that some of you may have been hoping for CelebriGum photos of Jon Hamm with a good view of certain… details.  



For those of you arriving late to this story, it seems that sometimes photos of Mr. Hamm are inadvertently suggestive.  (No, I'm not going to provide you with links.  Go Google yourself.)

Clearly, these photos do not qualify.

But I want to provide a memorable photographic experience, so I'll share an image that's even more explicit.


VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED


SENSITIVE VIEWERS MAY WISH TO CLICK AWAY


MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN


SERIOUSLY, YOU MAY FIND THIS DISTURBING



That's what gum looks like after approximately five years on a New York City window ledge.

I warned you.  Don't like it?  Go Google yourself.

Next time: CelebriGum's 500th entry!



17 comments:

  1. Celebrigum goes commando. Looks rock hard! Yikes!

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    1. Excellent use of the phrase "rock hard." Though I'll add: one of the softer sedimentary rocks like sandstone.

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    2. There's always one.

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  2. Also representative of the lungs of New Yorkers 40 years of age and above.

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  3. Come on , a Crotch shot of Hamm is what we want. We wanna see that wad.

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    1. Luckily for you, there's the whole rest of the internet. Only very specific wads are featured here.
      (Though you might enjoy the Morgan Freeman entry from last July)

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  4. I just Googled myself and now I need a cigarette.

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  5. I'm guessing the UPS truck is there to deliver underwear for Jon's Late Show appearance?

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    1. Too late. This was Jon as he was leaving. Nice going, UPS!

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    2. First "Shitt Fuckson" and now this?! You won't have any advertisers left if you keep this up.

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