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Thursday, June 13, 2013

Tom Brokaw


With the Tom Brokaw entry, CelebriGum is proud to announce something that's been in the works for quite some time.  It's official: we now have a major new corporate sponsor, Bud Light!  You'll be hearing about Bud Light frequently in future entries!



Bud Light's crisp, clean refreshing taste and superior drinkability make it the perfect beverage for summer fun, whether you're barbecuing with friends or looking at photos of respected newsman Tom Brokaw with old gum!



Bud Light, the world's favorite light beer, and CelebriGum, the world's favorite celebrity and old gum photo site: two classics that go hand in --

hold on, my phone's ringing -- 

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So much for major new corporate sponsor Bud Light.  Something about the Tom Brokaw photos bothered them and they pulled out.  

I don't get it.  I thought everybody liked Tom Brokaw.

22 comments:

  1. Isn't that the daily free booze delivery for the writing staff, courtesy of the fine folks at Miller? I'm shocked you would slight them with your references to Budweiser. Surely you guys will be cut off.

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    1. First of all, it's not free, it's heavily discounted. Also, it's extremely cheap vodka from a distillery in Bayonne, New Jersey that arrives via tanker.

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  2. I can't remember; does the gum taste great or is it less filling?

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    1. I think we can safely eliminate the former, so it must be the latter.

      Hey, wait, it's the fallacy of false choice!

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