"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Dana Carvey


"Dana!  I'm a big fan, and a plumber!  Would you autograph a few pieces of PVC pipe for me?"

"Sorry, I don't sign PVC pipes anymore.  Too many people were just putting them on eBay."

"Come on!  These are just for me and a few of my plumber buddies!"

"Wait, I know you.  Last month you were the "electrician" who had me autograph those junction boxes."

"Damn, Carvey, you got me."

2 comments:

  1. The Toast in the MachineNovember 29, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    Waiting for Dana Carvey or Someone Like Him...
    (That's right, all of my references are at least 40 years old.)

    :(

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  2. Looks like The Late Show is contracting with Apple Computer for crew members now.

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