"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Dana Carvey

"Dana!  I'm a big fan, and a plumber!  Would you autograph a few pieces of PVC pipe for me?"

"Sorry, I don't sign PVC pipes anymore.  Too many people were just putting them on eBay."

"Come on!  These are just for me and a few of my plumber buddies!"

"Wait, I know you.  Last month you were the "electrician" who had me autograph those junction boxes."

"Damn, Carvey, you got me."


  1. The Toast in the MachineNovember 29, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    Waiting for Dana Carvey or Someone Like Him...
    (That's right, all of my references are at least 40 years old.)


  2. Looks like The Late Show is contracting with Apple Computer for crew members now.