Sunday, August 22, 2010
Hi, I'm Sylvester Stallone, star of "The Expendables" and "Cobra." Like thousands of Americans, I suffer from a rare condition known as Afocal Chiclesia. In layman's terms, it means I become blurry when exposed to old gum.
Although the symptoms can be managed through medication and by avoiding old gum, there's currently no cure. Won't you join the fight? A very, very tiny portion of your "Expendables" ticket price goes to fund the research of the Afocal Chiclesia Foundation. Together, we can beat this debilitating disease just like I beat Apollo Creed in "Rocky." No, wait, I actually lost at the end of "Rocky." Okay, bad example.