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Friday, October 15, 2010

An Exciting Opportunity

CelebriGum is art, social commentary, satire, and so much more.  It's a very high-minded intellectual endeavor.  However, I have no problem with selling out.  

Very reasonable rates.  E-mail me for details.

Although it'll be tricky, I'm also looking into selling ad space on the celebrities.


  1. The Toast in the MachineOctober 16, 2010 at 2:49 AM

    All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
    (I've just matched those bite marks to Ed Sullivan's dentures!)

  2. That would be impressive if the gum dated back to the Ed Sullivan era. Though based on its utter unchangeability over the past year, I wouldn't rule it out.

  3. The Toast in the MachineOctober 16, 2010 at 11:19 PM

    That gum must have come in someone's Happy Meal:

  4. The Toast in the MachineOctober 16, 2010 at 11:51 PM

    Oh, I almost forgot two possible ideas to pass on regarding the ad space:

    1) Instead of selling ad space on the celebrities, themselves, sell them ad space on the GUM billboarding their latest project as they enter the building (their Film, TV show, album, book, etc.). In the case of someone like Bill Clinton, you simply attach the Presidential seal. And naturally, with Tom Cruise, you'd probably want an ad for shoe lifts because no amount of advertising is gonna bring people into the theater...

    2) You have the opportunity to photograph the first recorded instance of a piece of gum featuring a photo of the elusive Kim Jong-un. But you'd have to act pretty fast because I'm sure the R & D guys over at Big Red are working on that very flavor as we speak (given the obvious communist sympathies and affiliations that their name seems to suggest).