Much of Matt Damon's box office appeal depends on his having a head. Fans would no doubt remain loyal to his decapitated body for a while, but would eventually move on to living actors able to speak, blink, etc.
This grim meditation is Matt's own fault. He tricked me by getting out on the driver's side and bolting across the street to greet fans. He's the middle one at the top, I'm pretty sure.
Luckily I was able to get some better shots a moment later.
Hair, skin, vague indication of facial features. A classic A-list head.
Maybe he could star in such blockbuster films as "The Bourne Headless Identity" or "Good Headhunting."
ReplyDelete"Fans...would eventually move on to living actors able to speak, blink, etc."
(I'm not so sure. The lack of those qualities hasn't seemed to hurt Kristen Stewart's career...)
Ms. Stewart is an accomplished blinkstress.
ReplyDeleteBe nice, or the celebrities will pick another door to go in just to spite CelebriGum.
I'll be good...
ReplyDeleteHa ha... "Blinkstress" Didn't one of those Chilean miners have to deal with one of those after stumbling out into the sunlight?
(Have you actually heard from any celebrities who are aware of CelebriGum?)
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