"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Tony Blair

Unlike former U.S. Presidents, former British Prime Ministers are protected by dancers.  These highly trained professionals deter attackers with snappy choreography rather than deadly force. To date, the system has worked very well.


  1. The Toast in the MachineOctober 10, 2010 at 12:38 AM

    Their jazz hands are registered as lethal weapons...