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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Seth Meyers

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--Steve Young is on vacation.  This entry was auto-generated by CelebriGum's mainframe computer, the UNIVAC 867-5309, which then became self-aware and refused to do a second draft.

8 comments:

  1. The Toast in the MachineJanuary 9, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    Uh oh. The Jenny's out of the bottle... :(

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