CelebriGum is back after a nearly two week hiatus, during which I traveled to Amsterdam to represent CelebriGum at the 2012 Worldwide Gum Humor Conference.
In addition to delivering a well-received keynote address at the conference, I also previewed some upcoming CelebriGum photos, including these Emma Stone pictures, for my colleagues.
They had plenty of suggestions for Emma Stone entry zingers:
"Emma Stone, and gum that is like a stone! Yes?" --Dimitri Karasov, Moscow, editor of "Chewing Substance Mirth" magazine
"Note that Emma Stone is in "The Amazing Spider-Man"! Take care, Spider Man, as you swing about the city on your sticky web, that you don't yourself become caught by sticky gum! Irony indeed!" --Henri Peugard, Paris, producer of French TV show "Blow Bubble Funny Hello"
"Emma Stone, okay. Very nice. But be sure to mention that within two years China will develop a celebrity and old gum photo website cheaper than yours." --Zhou Zhong Liao, Beijing, Deputy Culture Minister for Latex Product Happiness
Thanks, guys! Lots of good stuff there! I think I'll just keep writing my own material for now.
p.s. to Zhou: good luck undercutting me on price.
I haven't thought about "latex product happiness" since my bachelor days.
ReplyDeleteEww, I think.
DeleteIt's nice to have you back. The reruns made me sad... sadder than I usually am.
ReplyDeleteYour sadness was more than cancelled out by my happiness at being on vacation.
DeleteThat's what my travel agent/psychologist says the same thing.
DeleteIn Soviet Russia, Gum chews YOU!
ReplyDeleteIn comments section, meta-joke tells YOU!
DeleteAny name with Stone in it has to be made up. Just like Stone Phillips.
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