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Monday, July 23, 2012

LeBron James


LeBron James and the gum share a special bond.  No, it's not the fact that LeBron could almost reach up and touch the second floor window ledge.


Cleveland fans still haven't forgiven the gum's decision several years ago to leave that city and take its talents to New York.


7 comments:

  1. Is that one of New York's finest reviewing his ill-gotten gains after accosting Mr. James for an autograph? Shocking behavior.

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    1. No, the police officer was proving to friends that moments before he'd gotten MY autograph.

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    2. It's sure to fetch millions on the autograph circuit. I hope you charged him for it.

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  2. David KazmierskiJuly 23, 2012 at 8:18 PM

    If the Good Gum is from Cleveland where's the evil gum from? Kansas?

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    1. It's from that horrible planet they travel to in "Prometheus." Whatever you do, don't touch it.

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