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Thursday, July 19, 2012

Seth Meyers


What a sweet existence, to be a celebrity.  

Everyone excited to see you, taking pictures and video…



…an assistant to handle all your stuff…


…even a conductor to lead the small orchestra in the back of an SUV, playing a fanfare for your arrival.


What a horrible existence, to be a violinist stuffed into the back of an SUV with six other musicians.

8 comments:

  1. David KazmierskiJuly 19, 2012 at 9:58 PM

    Not enough websites are brave enough to shed light on the injustice that is SUV orchestras.

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    1. I've made powerful enemies. David, if I mysteriously disappear, promise me that you'll carry on the fight against the sinister Sport Utility Orchestra Guild.

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    2. David KazmierskiJuly 21, 2012 at 6:30 PM

      Such a horrible guild, but they do have a great health plan.

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  2. Seth is striking quite a sexy pose in that top photo.

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    1. Calm down, Lenny. We don't need any Fred Willard incidents at CelebriGum.

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    2. The Toast in the MachineJuly 20, 2012 at 9:30 PM

      I guess Fred Willard REALLY IS crazy. And I always thought he was just a great actor at playing crazy roles...

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  3. I'm guessing they could only fit a 3/4 size cello back there.

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  4. Concerto in G?

    More like "Concerto in S-U-V!"

    Goodnight, everybody!!

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