Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Here's Julia flashing her trademark mega-watt forearm…
…and here she is patiently accommodating the paparazzi. Look at those people. Equipped with expensive cameras, jockeying for the best position, calling out for her to turn this way and that so they can take high-quality photos in which her face is visible.
They're dinosaurs. Because whose Julia Roberts photos are you looking at? Not theirs. You've come to CelebriGum, home of terrible celebrity photos with the added absurdity of old gum. It's a paradigm shift, paparazzi. Adapt or die.