"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Friday, January 7, 2011

Hailee Steinfeld

"True Grit" refers to:

a. the hit movie featuring the breakout performance by Miss Steinfeld

b. the sooty particulates covering the gum

c. all of the above

d. all of the above except c.

e. now I'm just showing off my knowledge of the alphabet

h. that doesn't look right… I may need to review the alphabet


  1. Is George Clooney her body guard? I didn't know Clooney had only one leg.

  2. The Toast in the MachineJanuary 9, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    Isn't she in that remake of "Jeff Bridges of Madison County?"

    (Hey, what happened to your effin' G?)