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Friday, February 4, 2011

Jim Carrey

The question: which is more pliable at this point, the hardened gum or the aging skin of rubber-faced comedian Jim Carrey, who--

"Hey!  Sorry to interrupt your comedy cavalcade.  Recognize me?  I'm the drop of white paint that's been in most of the pictures since the dawn of CelebriGum.  Yeah, I've been out on the ledge for years too, and I've somehow managed to keep myself presentable while your precious wad of gum looks more like a little gray latex corpse each week.  I don't want my own website; I'm much too busy to take on any more projects.  But it would be nice to get some recognition."

Okay, paint drop, calm down.  You're awesome.