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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Piers Morgan

British person Piers Morgan walks past his car's "boot," unaware that just a few "meters" above him on the "window thing" is an old wad of "mouth rubber."

Special thanks to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II for assisting with the translation.  See you April 29th at the wedding, Liz!

9 comments:

  1. The Toast in the MachineFebruary 26, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Yikes! Thanks for clearing that up. I received my wedding invitation yesterday, and it says, "Bring Your Own Mouth Rubber." I mistakenly packed a dental dam. That could have been pretty awkward... :(

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  2. Hey you posted on Saturday. Does The Man make you guys work on Saturdays too?

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  3. Naw, Karl, I post every two days, no matter what day of the week, from the CelebriGum hardened bunker far under the streets of Manhattan. I don't work on weekends, except for something like live-tweeting the Oscars.

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  4. The Toast in the MachineFebruary 28, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    "And Gum blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which Gum created and made."

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