British person Piers Morgan walks past his car's "boot," unaware that just a few "meters" above him on the "window thing" is an old wad of "mouth rubber."
Special thanks to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II for assisting with the translation. See you April 29th at the wedding, Liz!
Yikes! Thanks for clearing that up. I received my wedding invitation yesterday, and it says, "Bring Your Own Mouth Rubber." I mistakenly packed a dental dam. That could have been pretty awkward... :(
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