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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Donald Rumsfeld

According to the Iraqi intelligence source Curveball, there's a great joke to be made that involves calling Rumsfeld "Gumsfeld."

At this point I don't think we can trust Curveball.

8 comments:

  1. The Toast in the MachineMarch 23, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    You're absolutely right. I can only see one WMG in this photo. (I know. I know. I can't believe I went there.)

    But wait...is that Eva Braun giving the ol' "sieg heil" salute over there on the left? Quick, call Life magazine!

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  2. The Toast in the MachineMarch 23, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    Oh, and just to clarify: WMG = "Wad of Masonry-affixed Gum."

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  3. I figured it was something like that.
    You may recall that there are actually two pieces of gum out there. The other one, which is rarely seen in the photos, is stuck to the metal window frame.

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  4. The Toast in the MachineMarch 23, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    A Wad of Metal-affixed Gum...
    Curveball may be right. It looks like they're stockpiling Wads of Messy Gum!

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  5. The Toast in the MachineMarch 23, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    This just in from Curveball: Caution! There may be a "Trident missile" joke lurking somewhere in this thread...

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  6. Trident missile. Bravo, sir. Or madam. We've never really discussed that.

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  7. The Toast in the MachineMarch 23, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    I'm pure Toastosterone, sir...or tesToasterone...or... (Awww...hell, let's face it; I'm a dumb guy.)

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  8. It's Rummy and Gummy both in the same picture.

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