Sunday, March 6, 2011
Unknown Kardashian -- the sequel
Every time the Late Show has Kardashians, it rains. The umbrellas prevent me from making a positive identification. Last time, it was either Kourtney or Khloe. This time, it's either Kim or Kourtney.
Rather than worry about which Kardashian I have, I'll just invoke the classic "Schrodinger's Cat" paradox of quantum mechanics. Until the umbrella is removed, the Kardashian must be classified as simultaneously Kim AND Kourtney.
"Simultaneously Kim And Kourtney." I'm going to pitch that to E!