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Sunday, March 6, 2011

Unknown Kardashian -- the sequel

Every time the Late Show has Kardashians, it rains.  The umbrellas prevent me from making a positive identification.  Last time, it was either Kourtney or Khloe.  This time, it's either Kim or Kourtney.

Rather than worry about which Kardashian I have, I'll just invoke the classic "Schrodinger's Cat" paradox of quantum mechanics.  Until the umbrella is removed, the Kardashian must be classified as simultaneously Kim AND Kourtney.

"Simultaneously Kim And Kourtney."  I'm going to pitch that to E!


  1. The Toast in the MachineMarch 6, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    I once laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Kardashian. (At least, I think it was a wreath.)

  2. I like the first letter of the Kardashian girls' names. Last name too. Very classy.

  3. Wow I love this blog. I'd love to read a blog post written from the gum's perspective.

  4. Toast, I don't know what if anything should be done with it, but I enjoy the phrase "the Tomb of the Unknown Kardashian."

    Karl, you displayed stunning restraint with your spelling of "classy."

    Anonymous, it may happen someday. For now, enjoy the recent post of the gum on vacation, and from a couple weeks before, the interruption by another resident of the ledge.

  5. The Toast in the MachineMarch 9, 2011 at 7:17 AM

    In memory of all the brave...seamen...who gave their lives.