"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Dave, Josh Hamilton, and Samuel L. Jackson

The 53rd Street batting demonstration with Texas Rangers star Josh Hamilton yielded historic images!  

FIRST CelebriGum photo to include Dave himself!

FIRST CelebriGum photo to depict a celebrity sitting on the curb!


FIRST CelebriGum photo to show a celebrity wearing one shoe in the presence of an American League MVP wearing a white shirt!


FIRST CelebriGum photo to show a celebrity tossing his suit jacket onto the sidewalk in the presence of an American League MVP wearing a white shirt!


FIRST CelebriGum photo to feature a guy named Josh, a guy named Samuel with middle initial L., and a lathe-turned piece of lumber!

The first of many, I hope!

22 comments:

  1. I feel a tear coming from the immense history making right beneath the gum

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  2. "tear" can be read and pronounced two ways...

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  3. Dave sitting on the curb was unexpected, to say the least. I don't see how it can be topped.

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  4. The Toast in the MachineJune 19, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    This one will be tough to beat...

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  5. The Toast in the MachineJune 19, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    “I'm tired of these mothergivlin' celebrities with this mothergivlin' Gum!”

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  6. According to your system, Toast, it would be "hi," instead of "gum."

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  7. Did Dave fall down? Was Dave having a hissy fit? Did Dave throw his jacket on the sidewalk while having a hissy fit? Regarding the shoe, did he take it off and throw it in the street in a fit of pique? Or while having a hissy fit? Has the world gone mad?

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  8. Did Mr. Gum happen to notice that the American League MVP is quite pigeon toed? Would that go into the stats as some sort of record or have there been other American League MVP's who have been pigeon toed?

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  9. The last photo looks like Mr. Jackson is posing as a L.S. security officer dealing with an overenthusiastic fan. In fact this should be used as a training diagram for LS security personnel, in the proper handling of turned lumber.

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