Sunday, June 26, 2011
Celebrity Body Parts
CelebriGum is war. And in the fog of war, there's chaos and collateral damage. Sometimes I accidentally chop celebrities to pieces.
Julie Bowen's leg
Will Ferrell's hand
Snooki's left arm and legs
The bottom three-quarters of Eva Longoria
An amazing catch: the tip of one of Jodie Foster's sneakers as she prepares to exit the stage door! If you don't believe me, check the Jodie Foster entry and compare with the shoes she has on.
All in all, quite a glamorous assortment of --
"Hey! It's me, Evil Gum! Look what I've got!"
"That's Dr. Phil's back! Check the Dr. Phil entry and you'll see I'm telling the truth! Later, jerks!"
This isn't the first time we've been rudely interrupted by Evil Gum. I need to have a talk with CelegriGum's security team.