"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Celebrity Body Parts

CelebriGum is war.  And in the fog of war, there's chaos and collateral damage.  Sometimes I accidentally chop celebrities to pieces.

Julie Bowen's leg

Will Ferrell's hand

Snooki's left arm and legs

The bottom three-quarters of Eva Longoria

An amazing catch: the tip of one of Jodie Foster's sneakers as she prepares to exit the stage door!  If you don't believe me, check the Jodie Foster entry and compare with the shoes she has on.  

All in all, quite a glamorous assortment of --

"Hey!  It's me, Evil Gum!  Look what I've got!"

"That's Dr. Phil's back!  Check the Dr. Phil entry and you'll see I'm telling the truth!  Later, jerks!"

This isn't the first time we've been rudely interrupted by Evil Gum.  I need to have a talk with CelegriGum's security team.


  1. Celebrity body parts? Sounds like a new horror movie. I think the blue gum could be the killer.

  2. The blue gum may be evil, but it's not stupid. No piece of gum has ever dismembered celebrities and gotten away with it.

  3. The Toast in the MachineJuly 2, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Okay. You had me at "The bottom three-quarters of Eva Longoria."

    I'm a man; ergo, I'm weak.

  4. What does the phrase "Two And A Half Men" do to you?

    Jon Cryer will star in a future entry, by the way.