Friday, May 27, 2011
Dr. Phil, and a rude interruption
Not only is Dr. Phil a good Late Show guest, he's also an excellent CelebriGum subject. His large shiny head serves as a beacon to distinguish him from --
"Hey, jerks! It's me, the Evil Gum on the adjacent window ledge! I get lots of great views of celebrities too, but it doesn't count because I'm not THE gum! CelebriGum purists and snobs wish I would just go away! Well, I won't go away and I won't shut up! Deal with it!"
Wow. Okay. Sounds like someone could use counseling from an unlicensed TV therapist.