Dr. Phil, and a rude interruption

Not only is Dr. Phil a good Late Show guest, he's also an excellent CelebriGum subject.  His large shiny head serves as a beacon to distinguish him from --

"Hey, jerks!  It's me, the Evil Gum on the adjacent window ledge!  I get lots of great views of celebrities too, but it doesn't count because I'm not THE gum!  CelebriGum purists and snobs wish I would just go away!  Well, I won't go away and I won't shut up!  Deal with it!"

Wow.  Okay.  Sounds like someone could use counseling from an unlicensed TV therapist.