Not only is Dr. Phil a good Late Show guest, he's also an excellent CelebriGum subject. His large shiny head serves as a beacon to distinguish him from --
"Hey, jerks! It's me, the Evil Gum on the adjacent window ledge! I get lots of great views of celebrities too, but it doesn't count because I'm not THE gum! CelebriGum purists and snobs wish I would just go away! Well, I won't go away and I won't shut up! Deal with it!"
Wow. Okay. Sounds like someone could use counseling from an unlicensed TV therapist.
Evil Gum needs to chillax!
ReplyDeleteBob Marley:
ReplyDelete"Them belly full, but we hungry;
A hungry gum is an angry gum..."
Patty, we can't truly understand Evil Gum's pain and rage. As Pete Townshend sang, "Nobody knows what it's like to be the bad gum, the sad gum, behind gray soot."
ReplyDeleteHe definitely has his supporters, Steve. In fact, John Lennon once wrote, "All we are saying is give piece of angry gum a chance."
ReplyDelete(But then he was mistakenly shot by an angry, warm gun...Damn typos.)
:(
I'm switching over to the Evil side of the gum. It's bright blue and the new thing. Suck it, dirty old gum!
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