"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Friday, May 13, 2011

Ellen Page

While the old cell phone camera lent a certain crude charm to CelebriGum, I don't miss it.  I never would have been able to get detail like this:

You can actually see the color of Ellen Page's toenail polish!


There's also plenty of nice sharp detail here as Ellen gets into her car to head downtown for a court hearing.

Update: The judge granted Ms. Page's request for a restraining order against "the weird Letterman writer taking pictures of my feet and gum."  I am no longer allowed within fifty yards of her.

22 comments:

  1. Snooty celebrities, first it's "no stalking" now it's "no gum"... jeez...

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  2. Fifty yards? No problemo, just get a telephoto lens.

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  3. Good idea, Anonymous. Actually, I'm going to ask to borrow one of the Pentagon's super high-resolution imaging satellites. I happen to know Defense Secretary Bob Gates is a big CelebriGum fan.

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  4. I had to re-post this entry myself. Let's see how many of the comments I can remember.

    Anonymous: "You need a telephoto lens. Then the 50 yards will be no problem."

    Me: "Good idea, Anonymous. I'm also looking into borrowing one of the Pentagon's super high-resolution imaging satellites. I happen to know that Defense Secretary Bob Gates is a big CelebriGum fan."

    The Toast In The Machine: "Time to turn the Page on this ugly episode!"

    Okay, Toast, I don't think that was what you said. But feel free to use it!

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  5. The Toast in the MachineMay 13, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    I like that! It's much better than what I was gonna post yesterday:

    "You, sir, are the Rex Ryan of 'celebrities juxtaposed with hardened Gum' photographers."

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