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Monday, May 23, 2011

Jennifer Garner

The construction barrier and sign try their best to add color, but it's still one of the most monochromatic CelebriGum photos I can recall.  Let's see if the photo software can help.

That's a bit perkier.


  1. The gum's resistance to color is fascinating, while the colors in the rest of the photo are mind-blowing. I would posit that the colored image would easily fetch in the high six figures in any of New York's finer art galleries.

  2. Yes, I like how the gum remained an island of drabness.

    Please let me know what art galleries specifically you think could hook me up with gullible, wealthy collectors.

  3. The Toast in the MachineMay 25, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    Is that Jennifer Garish?! ;)

  4. Jennifer Garner is still pretty dull, in both photographs.

  5. I've only been to NYC once, but if the Late Show is willing to bankroll my trip I will be happy to return and search for a gallery that is worthy of your work. Frankly I doubt there is such a place. We'll probably have to build a new gallery just for you Steve.

  6. Anonymous, she shines with the subtle yet unmistakeable glow of stardom.