Thursday, May 19, 2011
May Sweeps Episode Starring Wynton Marsalis!
May sweeps is traditionally when all the gum-related websites put up their most shocking, ratings-grabbing posts. I may look down my nose at the cheesy melodrama, but I'm in the game, and I'm playing to win.
Explosions! The gum dangling perilously at the edge! And a stunning revelation: Wynton Marsalis is my real father!
Will Wynton escape? Will he ever get to meet me, his long-lost son? Will the gum plunge to its fiery destruction?
And what about the gentleman with the cane? Is he harboring a dark secret that could tear apart our families, our community, and America itself?
Stay tuned for the next CelebriGum installment, in which all these questions will be ignored.