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Monday, September 27, 2010

Simon Baker

The Mentalist!  This guy is impressive.  He glanced up at the ledge and said, "Trident wintergreen.  Lot number NX73Q44."

I'm not planning to run tests on the gum, and even if I did, I doubt his claims could be verified.  But who am I to argue?  He's the Mentalist!  Another mystery solved!

Secretly, I don't believe his bullshit. 

9 comments:

  1. Love the photo of Simon! But that's not why I'm writing. Regarding the negotiations: For the kids' pajamas I'm thinking real pieces of chewed gum sewn on as trim! Ewww, I know, but I just couldn't resist.

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  2. I have never seen the show "The Mentalcase," but I thought it did well in the ratings. Couldn't he afford a belt? Why is he holding up his pants?

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  3. Didn't you hear? Our busybody Mayor Bloomberg banned belts.

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  4. The Toast in the MachineSeptember 28, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    Trident wintergreen is on his Mentos-list.

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  5. The Toast in the MachineSeptember 28, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    He's so good he can tell Dentyne from Big Red.

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  6. I am extremely disappointed that I wasn't mentioned by name in yesterday's Late Show newsletter article about Celebrigum.

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