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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Johnny Depp

Back on August 10th, I featured Jack Hanna, with the comment that "Jack is a front-runner for the 2010 "Best CelebriGum Hat" award, to be announced at a gala event in Los Angeles next February."

Looks like the race is heating up.  

Mr. Depp and his people are serious about this.  In recent days, I've been wined and dined, invited to exclusive screenings, and allowed to examine and even briefly try on the magnificent hat Johnny sports in this photo.

Jack, I'm not saying Johnny Depp will win, but it sure would be nice to know that you also take this corrupt process seriously.


  1. I heard that hat was given to Johnny by Mrs. Jolie. Careful Brad, you're about to be replaced!