"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Reese Witherspoon

It's Reba McEntire all over again, except this time it's gum but no celebrity.  The flash doesn't reach the street, though it makes the gum look very nice.

Let me activate the enhance-amatic actress detector…boost the celebrilizer…augment the fixatron…pull the levers marked "murky," "grainy," and "wasting way too much time"…

(interlude of retro-style computer beeps and bloops)

Yes!  It was all worth it!