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Monday, December 20, 2010

Ray Romano

During the negotiations regarding his CelebriGum appearance, Mr. Romano's lawyers put forth an unusual condition: Mr. Romano was excited to do CelebriGum, but only if each photo included not only the old gum but also a stray disembodied foot.

Mr. Romano's camp would not budge on this point.  CelebriGum's lawyers advised me to comply. 

There you go, Ray--though I still don't understand why you'd want weird distracting feet in nice photos of yourself with old gum.    


  1. The Toast in the MachineDecember 21, 2010 at 9:49 PM

    That's very puzzling. It's a question best investigated by an experienced Gumshoe...