"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Monday, December 6, 2010

Nicki Minaj

"Nicki!  Over here!"

"Smile, Nicki!"

"Look this way, Nicki!"

"I don't care where you look, Nicki.  I forgot my camera.  I'm a pathetic excuse for a paparazzi."

"Don't beat yourself up, sir.  Minor mistakes don't diminish your worth as a human being.  You are a perfect child of God!"

"Shut up, talking gum.  You're creeping me out." 


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