"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Jon Cryer


In honor of Mr. Cryer's CelebriGum appearance, I set out to write a clever parody of the theme song of his hit CBS show, "Two And A Half Men."

The process turned out to be fairly straightforward.  I replaced the word "men" with the word "gum," and the word "manly" with the word "gummy."

Here are the results:

Gum gum gum gum, gummy gum gum gum!  
Gum gum gum gum, gummy gum gum gum!  
Gum gum gum gum, gummy gum, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo.
Gum gum gum gum, gummy gum gum gum!  
Gum gum gum gum, gummy gum gum gum! 
Gum . . .

Weird Al, if you're reading this, give me a call and let's talk shop.  

5 comments:

  1. Perhaps the fine people at wrigley's gum company would like a new ad campaign. You've got the jingle, and the photos of gum with celebrities. Bingo Bongo.

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  2. I've got a call in to the Wrigley's VP who heads up the Used Gum Division, but so far have not heard back.

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  3. The Toast in the MachineJuly 23, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    Can you do a Two and a Half Mentos theme?

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