Monday, July 4, 2011
The Late Show is proud to partner with the American Dental Association in encouraging celebrities to take better care of their teeth. We offer each guest a free sidewalk cleaning and checkup performed by one of our talented amateur dentist stagehands.
Unfortunately, like all our guests, Kathy claimed to be in too much of a hurry to accept complimentary dental work…
…and muttering a vague promise to floss, she got into her car and departed.
We might have to rethink this program. Maybe we need to offer prizes like stickers or colorful pencils, or throw in a free physical.