"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Jonah Hill, again!

Does it seem like Jonah Hill has been on the Late Show, and CelebriGum, a lot lately?  Here's another Jonah Hill limerick, keeping with the tradition started by the November 29th entry.

     Jonah tells stories so piquant
     It's nice he can come back so frequent.
     But could we book others?
     Like perhaps Sally Struthers?
     The answer: no, apparently we quant.

A dodgy limerick every time Jonah Hill shows up!  That's CelebriGum's promise/threat to you!


  1. Let me try!

    You know Jonah Hill
    He wasn't in Kill Bill
    He was so fat
    he ate a cat
    his brother is Dr.Phil

    Nailed it!

  2. Hey there goes Johah Hill
    He used to eat like Bill (Clinton)
    But then he skinnied up
    And stopped eating two sup (pers)
    Now he's as sleek as a cat
    Soon he'll be talking to Matt (Lauer).

    I think I've created a new form of modern poetry. Besides all the poets I know say that strictly rhyming poems are very passe these days. Ahh those poets - wouldn't you know it (s)?

  3. Bits in parentheses--always a good sign.