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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

People Who Pretend To Be Vampires


Two stars of the "Twilight" movies:


Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward Cullen (seen here with his sidewalk locator)


Nikki Reed, who plays Rosalie Hale


They're just human actors, of course.  And yet, there's something odd about them.  At night, they both display astounding abilities:

 Robert is blessed with the power of triple exposure.



And Nikki does an eerily accurate impression of Annie Leibovitz.

I just pray they use their powers for good, or at least so-so.

Coming up next time: a CelebriGum event that will change what you think you know about CelebriGum and/or events.


19 comments:

  1. I'm really hope the event isn't you announcing that you've grown tired of this project and will move on to pursue your acting career.

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  2. Don't be scared, Karl. It's all good. Except for vampires.

    David, it doesn't matter if I'm tired of CelebriGum. I'm contractually obligated to continue with it through August of 2023.

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  3. Fascinating. The ancient Pluvlonian texts say that the world will end in August 2023.

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  4. Yes, though I'm a Reform Pluvlonian. We don't believe in the literal truth of the ancient texts.

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  5. Congratulations on being the first celebrity and gum photo site to use the word "Pluvlonian!"

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  6. I need a new sidewalk indicator...mine just up and quit on me.

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