"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Friday, December 9, 2011

Melissa McCarthy

Damn.  I was hoping to sell this photo, but I just received the following letter:

Dear Mr. Young,

Thank you for your submission.  Unfortunately, we are unable to accept your photo for publication in Plaid Vest Enthusiast magazine.

Our photo editor noted that your submission contained extraneous elements such as old gum and a popular television and film star, which distracted from the plaid vest.  Most troubling was the fact that the plaid vest is slightly blurry.

Plaid Vest Enthusiast is proud to offer its readers the finest in professional and amateur plaid vest photography as well as industry news, reviews, opinion pieces, erotic fiction, and personal ads.  We hope you will continue to work on your craft and perhaps submit to Plaid Vest Enthusiast again in the future.

The Editors
Plaid Vest Enthusiast magazine
A publication of Patterned Sleeveless Garment Communications Group, Inc.


  1. See the man in the plaid
    His torso must be glad
    Just like Mike & Molly's Dinner Plates
    Blah Blah Blah Blah mates
    There's no reason to be mad

  2. "me and my friends"?...Dave...Dave...Dave

  3. Forget the plaid vest, what is up w/chartreuse pants!!!!!

  4. That may just be an effect from the red taillight.

  5. Crap I need to update my subscription to Plaid Vest Enthusiast and Plaid Vest Aficionado.

  6. I think I saw that guy on the TV show "Say Yes To The Vest."

  7. i had no idea there are others interested in plaid vest erotic fiction. i admit. it started with solid vests, then i spiraled down to argyle before finally hitting plaid. i pray it stops there. please, not polka dot vest erotica, my mother would be so disappointed.