Thursday, December 1, 2011
Well, this was disappointing:
To: Steve Young, CEO, CelebriGum Inc., Penthouse Suite, 1 CelebriGum Plaza, New York NY 10019 USA
From: Angela Merkel, Chancellor, the Bundestag, Berlin, Federal Republic of Germany
30 November 2011
Dear Herr Young,
It is with great regret that I confess I have not been able to write a humorous commentary for your photograph of Katie Holmes with the gum.
When I agreed to be a guest commentator some time ago, I did not anticipate that an unprecedented financial crisis would soon be afflicting the Euro zone. I have been extremely busy dealing with that bullshit, if you'll pardon my French.
I apologize for letting you and the CelebriGum community down, and I hope that when order is restored to Europe's financial system, you will consider giving me another chance. In the meantime, Berlusconi's free; you might try him if you're looking for something smutty.
I wish you continued success with CelebriGum and I look forward to seeing you again at the next G8 Summit.