"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Jonah Hill

Hmmm.... what haven't I tried yet?  How about a limerick!

     Toward his SUV sauntered young Jonah
     While high overhead, unbeknownah
     Perched on the ledge
     Just an inch from the edge
     Was old gum, long since turned to stonah.

Yes!  Crushed it!  


  1. "Don't quit your day job." "I don't think writing is your calling." "You're not very funny." These are just some of the things people are saying about me, and none of them apply to you.

    Keep the funny coming, I don't for one second regret paying those high CelebriGum Membership Fees.

  2. Just because someone says those things doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.

    Keep at it. Getting better takes years.

    Oh, and thanks.

  3. Not very funny in this room right now. I'll come back later.

  4. Sorry, I forgot myself there for a moment.

    Monkey farts! Fat guy rolling down a hill! Flan!

    Come back, Jason!

  5. Sorry, actually none of those things were said to me. I was going for a Rodney Dangerfield style bit there, but I forgot to include a punchline.

    Too often I treat website comments like a open mic night where nobody showed up.

    Now, I'll actually comment on the photo. Jonah Hill is really letting down the fat guys. Way to make us look bad bucko!

  6. Hey Coldplay left their equipment boxes on the sidewalk. Those guys are always leaving things laying around. They should be cited with a stern warning and sent on their way.

  7. David, you tricked me into a brief moment of sincerity. That's a mistake I won't make again.

    Karl, is your remark a clever play on some Coldplay lyric? Or do you just dislike stuff on sidewalks?

    Come back, Jason!

  8. Ok, I'm back. I can't quit you!

  9. I come for the monkey fart jokes, but I stay for the flan.

  10. It's a clever play. Very clever... Heh, heh, heh, heh.... (envision Herman Cain smiling at the end of his campaign ad).

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