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Friday, November 25, 2011

CelebriGum Presents Black Friday Door-Busters!

How much would you expect to spend to look at pictures of "Late Late Show" host Craig Ferguson with old gum?  $899?  $599?  Would you believe just $299??  

Get your post-Thanksgiving CelebriGum viewing done now at a fraction of the cost, from the convenience of your computer!  No parking hassles, no trampling, no stinging jellyfish or packs of feral dogs!

We reserve the right to limit quantities, and quality, of photos.  Discounted price reflects vain hope that some kind of transaction will take place.  Fine print blah blah blah etc etc*.  These pictures had been hanging around for months; needed some flimsy pretext to move them out.  

*Just wanted to see how small I can make the fine print.


  1. He's very funny as the host of the Late Late Show. I hope to one day Write for the Early Early Show... If my grades are good enough.

  2. Stay in school, kids!

    Meaning, delay your entry into the dismal "real world" for as long as possible.

  3. Even with old gum, he's hot!

  4. Hmm, what about a sidekick for the gum? Maybe a gay, skeleton piece of robotic Dentyne.

  5. Anonymous, if you "like" the CelebriGum facebook page, you'll get a hot bonus photo later on today.

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