"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving from CelebriGum


Good luck asking for white meat or dark meat.


It's all gray meat.

For extra flavor, I recommend the soot-flecked skin.  Mmm, spicy!

To everyone who's played along with my foolishness, my thanks.


14 comments:

  1. Brilliant...if only it wasn't a single.

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    1. Maybe it'll work as a closer... can we close on a doctored adda?

      Happy Thanksgiving, Bill!

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  2. I'm always nervous when I see the gum someplace other than the window ledge.

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    1. You'll find comfort as we return to our regularly scheduled programming.

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  3. Should've seen this coming! The question with the gray meat was weird. :)

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    1. Oh yes. I have it all orchestrated years in advance.

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  4. Yuck. I'm glad I didn't see this until after Thanksgiving dinner.

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    1. Can't help noticing the gum is shaped like a turkey. Is this its actual shape or is Photoshop afoot?

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    2. I didn't alter the shape. I guess you see what you want to see.

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  5. BettyCarrollBiernottNovember 24, 2012 at 10:16 AM

    I took my anti-nausea pill before I saw this-didn't help. Thanks, Ralph. I mean, Steve.

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    1. Betty, you need to stop wasting money on those black market Mexican anti-nausea pills. They're worthless.

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  6. The Toast in the MachineNovember 24, 2012 at 3:40 PM

    It's not without precedent. Daniel Boone ate Gummi Bears one Thanksgiving.

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