"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Julianna Margulies


CelebriGum welcomes a special guest commentator: Karl Rove, a Republican Party strategist with some time on his hands.


 "Very nice. I like the dramatic flash and the shadow. It would be terrific if Ms. Margulies were to turn around so we can see her face. I predict that will happen in the next photo."


"Another nice flash and shadow shot, and the cab adds gritty New York flavor. Okay, she didn't turn around yet, but it's way too early to say she won't do it."


"Let's not panic about her failure to turn around.  There's one more photo in this entry.  I'm confident she'll turn to face the camera.  I'm hearing good things from my people."


"Crap."

Wow, it's really not Karl's month. 

Anyway, Karl, thanks for helping out!

9 comments:

  1. You're welcome. Bastards.

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    1. You're a good sport, Karl. Condolences on last week.

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    2. Don't worry about it. To get over it I'm having my chauffeur beat my housekeeper senseless.

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    3. Later on I predict that Dick Cheney is going to come by and we're going to go down to the immigration office and shoot sparks onto people from Dick's pacemaker.

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  2. The Toast in the MachineNovember 15, 2012 at 6:55 AM

    Karl Rove: Putting the "dic" in "prediction."

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  3. "The Gum Wife"

    Sorry, that's all I got.

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    1. That's okay. I know you were up til all hours editing.

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