"A perfectly silly, genius idea" -- David Letterman

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Colin Farrell

I briefly went back to using my old cell phone camera:

a. as a fond tribute to the rough-and-tumble early days of CelebriGum

b. to evoke the blurry chaos of showbiz excitement while still capturing Mr. Farrell's distinctive spiky hair

c. because leading up to that day's show, things were so hectic that I accidentally left my "good" camera on my desk

Correct answer: c.

You nice people shouldn't suffer due to my mistake.  Here's a CelebriGum Simulebrity Faux-tograph.

If we're going to fake it, why not double our pleasure, double our fun!

Wow.  My brain has to go lie down.  I'll try not to forget my real camera again.


  1. Is that the Jihad G-man looking out for CG?

  2. Yes, the gum now has round-the clock security. The threat to knock the gum off the ledge was judged not credible by the FBI, but I can't be too careful.

  3. It is a good thing CG does not have a tongue. I heard the threat against Dave was because some Jihadists thought he was not giving Rupert more air time.

  4. Finally a celeb looking at the camera.

  5. Maybe I should just paste that nice clear Colin face on the body of every celebrity who's looking away from me.

  6. I vote for you not doing that.

  7. I second that. Motion carried.

  8. CelebriGum is not a democracy!

    Okay, fine, I won't do it.