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Saturday, August 27, 2011

Connie Britton

"Friday Night Lights" star Connie Britton has taken to heart the old sailors' adage, "Purple dress, CelebriGum success."  I don't know why old-time sailors were concerned with CelebriGum and the outfits of celebrities when they should have been paying attention to… their, uh… sailor ship… on the ocean water... 

I'm sorry, I'm a bit distracted right now.  A hurricane is bearing down on New York and I'm concerned about the gum.  It's survived a lot of nasty weather in the year and a half since I first noticed it, but a hurricane may be the ultimate test.

Connie, I apologize for letting the weather worries take over your entry.  I got several nice pictures of you with the gum.  Here are a couple more.

Be safe, Connie, other celebrities, Eastern Seaboard, and gum.


  1. I see security began using their invisible barricade. Also, I heard that after seeing these photos Standard & Poor's gave Connie Britton a AAA rating.

  2. Yes, in times of entertainment turmoil, celebrinvestors flock to her.

  3. The gum'll be fine. If winter ice doesn't pry it loose, nothing will.