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Monday, February 27, 2012

Lana Del Rey


Lana Del Rey, meet Lumpa Dull Grey.

I try to avoid relying on wordplay, but, well, there you are.

Complaints may be sent to the U.S. Department of Justice, 950 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, Washington DC 20530-0001, attention: Gum, Cracker, & Condiment Pun Enforcement Division.

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14 comments:

  1. David KazmierskiFebruary 27, 2012 at 7:00 PM

    She must be very cold. So cold her arms fell off.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2012 at 7:59 PM

    I believe this was the 3rd agency that Rick Perry wanted to eliminate.

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    1. Steve YoungFebruary 27, 2012 at 8:21 PM

      They're fighting a losing battle anyway. It's time to consider legalization.

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2012 at 11:15 PM

      You'll never convince Republicans to denounce Reagan's war on puns.

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    3. Steve YoungFebruary 27, 2012 at 11:27 PM

      Could someone please concoct a labored response involving "Repunblicans"? I need to go to bed.

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    4. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2012 at 11:46 PM

      I'm out.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 7:16 AM

    Ignoring the punning issue, might Lana be seen as calling to the man in black in the foreground, or more importantly, perhaps she's actually serenading our photographer and his trusty gum?

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  4. Steve YoungFebruary 28, 2012 at 7:59 AM

    If only I'd thought to take a video and capture her angsty gum ballad.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 10:03 PM

    You'd think that the Gum, Cracker, and Condiment Pun Enforcement Division (GCCPED) would have a website where you could register complaints online! It cost me $.45 to mail my complaint today. I COULD'VE USED THAT MONEY TO BUY GUM!!!

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    1. Steve YoungFebruary 28, 2012 at 11:34 PM

      I guess you might find gum for 45 cents, but I don't know if it'll be new unchewed gum.

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 11:54 PM

      Certified, pre-chewed gum is perfectly acceptable.

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