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Friday, March 16, 2012

CelebriGum Presents: Redheads


Three shades of red.  One shade of gray.


Emmy award-winning comedian, actress, writer, and producer Kathy Griffin.




From "The Office" and "Bridesmaids," Ellie Kemper.



Jesse Tyler Ferguson of "Modern Family."


Bonus! Out-Of-Focus Redhead!




Bonus bonus: Redhead showing off the lining of his jacket! 


Plus a guy leaning over near old gum!  Wow!  You people are the luckiest folks on the internet.


38 comments:

  1. I refuse to post the first comment on this one.

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    1. I was psyched for all that Big Red material you tweeted you were readying, Jason. Don't make us beg. Thanks.

      Jan B.

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    2. Ugh! I don't perform well under pressure...

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  2. Ok, here goes...

    I haven't seen this much ginger since Gilligan's Island!

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  3. I wonder if the gum matches the drapes!

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  4. Looks like an early Saint Patricks Day in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater! (because Irish people have red hair, get it??????)

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  5. I haven't seen this much red since that crazy lady in the Target Xmas commercials!

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  6. You know why redheads are so stubborn? BECAUSE THEY'RE REDHEADS!!

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  7. I'd like to give her a stick of my Big Red, if you know what I mean (I'm talking about gum; don't be gross!)...

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  8. Thanks! You've been a great audience. GOODNIGHT AMERICA!!

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  9. How about a nice round of applause for Jason White. He's going to be tough to beat for CelebriGum Commenter Of The Month.

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    1. It's an honor just to be...something...

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    2. That was good. I fear trying to follow that. But FDR told me not to fear internet posts.

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  10. Hey folks, How about another round of applause for Jason, and also a round of applause for Steve for hosting this open mic. Hard acts to follow, but I’ll try. I haven’t seen this many redheads since that time Ron Howard scalped all those people at the mall.

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  11. Is that Kathy Griffin or is an orange cone wearing a dress?

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  12. Is that Ellie Kemper or is an orange cone wearing a dress?

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  13. Is that Jesse Tyler Ferguson or is an orange cone wearing a dress?

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  14. It must be St.Patrick's Day because there’s a bunch of redheads and I’m also drunk.

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  15. Is that Alan Kalter getting ready to shoot the gum?

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  16. I wonder if Kathy Griffin's drapes match the shoes... yes.

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  17. (Prop Comedy Section) Look at me I'm Kathy Griffin (I put a orange mop on my head)

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  18. Here's my impression of Alan Kalter. "I'm Alan Kalter, get out of my bathroom!"

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  19. I see my time is up and nobody's here anymore. So here's my closer. Flatulence!

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  20. The Kings of CelebriGum Comedy Tour--coming to your town, summer 2012! Good seats still available! In fact, shocking numbers of good seats still available!

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    1. Steve, I'm surprised to see that you didn't book Carrot Top.

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    2. Best we could do was Kalter Top.

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    3. I'll accept it because his name starts with K and "K"-words are funny, according to the Komedy Komputer.

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    4. By the way, I was kicked out of komedy kollege. The komptroller made a miskalkulation and kanceled my klasses. I was krushed!

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    5. I understand the Komedy Kollege of Kheshire Konnektikut is the best Komedy school ever, and it's run by the very funny group the Cu Clux Clan.

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