Friday, March 2, 2012
A reminder to all inmates behind the metal barriers of New York's minimum security prisons:
Celebrities such as Jon Stewart visit you out of the goodness of their hearts. As they leave, do not create an awkward situation by pleading with them to smuggle in cigarettes, weapons, or other contraband.
If there are further incidents of this sort, Mayor Bloomberg will take the city's prison facilities off the honor system, and nobody wants that.